My biggest regret ever is having sex with a girl on her period. The lights were out the whole time and she never said anything to me. I just thought she had more lubrication than most women. It wasn’t until she left and I turned the lights on that it looked like someone was murdered in my room. I couldn’t get rid of the stains and had to pay a ridiculous price to get it professionally cleaned.
“I am the owner of my karma, heir to my karma, born of my karma, related to my karma, abide supported by my karma. Whatever karma I shall do, for good or for ill, Of that I will be the heir.”—The Fifth Rememberance in the Upajjhatthana Sutta